melpothalia:

Crayola lipstick? No problem, Crayola crayons are non-toxic and most lipsticks contain lead anyway. 

Kool-aid hair dye and blush? Cool, it’s been done for decades. 

Mayo and olive oil hair conditioner? Kinda smelly, but just fine. 

Oreo mascara? NO. Bacteria love sugar and your eyeballs are lined with very vulnerable mucous membranes. Your eyesight is more precious than an impractical DIY cosmetic. 

(Source: ccrowsiie, via kermies)