susie1x1:

• “we live in different countries and got paired up as pen pals for a project for school” au
• “i crashed your family member’s wedding for the free food but hi there” au
• “i’m a techie, you’re the lead actor in a show” au
• “the person running the rollercoaster is really hot” au
• “sorry that text was meant for someone else but hi there who are you” au
• “we’re in a breakfast club style all day detention” au
• “i don’t want to go alone to my ex’s wedding and our mutual friend said you’re free that night” au
• “i signed up for a dating website to get my mom off my back” au
• “we’re in the same rocky horror troupe” au
• “hey asshole quit kicking the back of my seat it’s a 10 hour flight” au
• “your dad is my least favorite teacher” au
• “my significant other cheated on me with you, wanna team up to destroy them?” au
• “i’ve been coming to this club for years but you’re the best performer i’ve ever seen” au
• “i’m rich and i’m not supposed to talk to servants but the person that scrubs my floor is really cute” au
• “i was hitchhiking and you picked me up and WHOOPS YOU’RE A FAMOUS ROCKSTAR” au
• “we met on a reality show” au
• “my family owns the hotel your family is staying in” au
• “someone tripped me in the hallway and you’re the only one that helped me up” au
• “my parents kicked me out and you’re the only person that bothered to ask the crying, obviously lost kid with a suitcase if something was the matter” au
• “you accidentally left your ID in a library book” au
• “i had a one night stand the night before i started a college class and WHOOPS I ACCIDENTALLY BANGED THE PROFESSOR” au
• “i’m on a school trip to another country and one of the locals is seriously hot” au
• “i’ve never met you before but i went to a huge party at your house with my significant other - who then proceeded to dump me” au
• “you’re the cutest waiter at my favorite restaurant” au
• “we didn’t come to this anime convention together but we dressed up as characters that are a couple in the show and people keep assuming we’re together and asking us to pose for pictures so hi there what’s your name” au
• “you rescued me from the creepy person that was hitting on me in the bar” au

(via requiemsheik)