drawsshits:

professorgoogoo:

cynical-werewolf:

How most guys sit on public transportation:

How feminist on Tumblr think all guys sit on public transportation:

but no we get it, your BALLS ARE SIMPLY TOO MAGNIFICENT TO BE CONTAINED WITHIN A SINGLE SEAT, FORGED WITHIN THE HEART OF A DYING STAR YOUR BALLS CAN ONLY BE LIFTED BY THE MAN WORTHY OF THE POWER OF THOR

or how else will people know that you are a MANLY MAN WITH BALLS THE SIZE OF THOR’S FISTS

i mean i guess the men sitting with their legs closed are just WUSSIES WHO LIKE TO PRANCE AROUND WITH FAIRIES IN THEIR SPARE TIME IN TUTUS AND YOU DON’T WANT PEOPLE TO MISTAKE YOU FOR WIMPS

no no, we really do, you need to assert the fact that you indeed have testicles, how else will the public know

(via willowfeyth-deactivated20200421)